Bad Poetry Day swap

August 18 is Bad Poetry Day! So to celebrate, you will send your partner a bad poem. Write one yourself or find someone else's. (If you share another writer's work, be sure to credit them.) Poem should be at least 3 lines long. Post it on your partner's profile. You've got 7 days.

Usual rules apply:

• Don't flake.
• Don't be late.
• Rate promptly.
• Communicate if there are problems.
• Newbies are welcome with a well-filled out profile.
• Avoid sending anything that may be offensive to your partner (no bad poetry about their religion, race, gender, etc.).
• I reserve the right to ban anyone whom I think might be a problem.