AMOPW: Pointless Albatross Swap

Pointless albatrosses love crazy mail. Especially if it involves anchovies.

If you were, say, living in Interesting Times, what sort of mail would you attach to a Pointless Albatross? Indeed, what sort of mail would be worth traversing vast distances to deliver? Would it involve anchovies? Any relationship to the life cycle of a Roundworld albatross, such as the Black-Browed Albatross (via National Geographic) pictured above?

One Pointless piece of mail to one partner. Pointlessness to be interpreted by the sender. If an actual Pointless Albatross is not available, the Post will do. Return delivery of anchovies optional, but be sure to rate your partner based on the general Pointless Albatrossness of the swap. I will Pointless Albatross the swap if there is a Quantum Weather Butterfly event.