Postcards - Totally Inappropriate and Trashy

You will send one inappropriate postcard each to two partners. Inappropriate is subjective, but some ideas are swear words, artistic nudity, sexual or other adult themes, drawn NSFW elements on normal PCs, or dark humor. Keep it fun: nothing racist, sexist, or otherwise discriminatory is acceptable.

Your PC should:
* Be handmade OR storebought (not ads or promotional PCs)
* Be sent naked (i.e. not in an envelope)
* Include a note with your username on it
* Be sturdy. No printer paper! Make sure it's sturdy enough to be mail-able.

This is sender's choice other than the rules above. You can make it ahead of time and are not obligated to consider your partner's profile or preferences.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively PM me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious.

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.