Hallowieners - Totally Inappropriate ATCs

Because I made this group like 95% to have an excuse to do more artistic boner ATCs, here's one for Halloween! Please send one Halloween dick ATC to your partner. Interpret that how you like!

More rules:
* Any media allowed other than just stickers on paper or just photographs of actual dicks. Please put in some effort. Drawing, collage, painting, and mixed media for example are all awesome.
* Artist trading cards are 2.5 x 3.5 inches in size.

This is a sender's choice swap within the theme. You are not obligated to take your partner's preferences into account for this, so you can make your ATC before partners are assigned.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively PM me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious and protective of my swaps. :)

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.