Not your average Christmas Card swap

First off, USA only. If someone would like to do an international version, by all means. Go for it.

Okay, You're going to get a standard Christmas card. You're going to give it a little festively and hilariously naughty Christmas cheer however you see fit. Maybe one of the elves on the fronts christmas bells are peeking out of his shorts, Maybe Santa has porn on the TV while he eats his milk and cookies. It's up to you.. You're going to make your card and send it off to your partner.

Please put time and effort into your card. Don't just sticker slap [though, please inform me where you got stickers that would work for this swap!] Make it fun. You can alter the front of the card or decorate the inside or both. Up to you. Write a little note to your partner and send it off to them for a little Christmas surprise.

Cards must be: - In good shape. No worn out tattered old cards - non religious because that could get kinda weird. - a little funny a little naughty. - festive. - sent on time.