another round of i'd join this swap if...

i'd join this swap if i wasn't hosting it

I would join this swap too if you were not hosting it. Host hog. Give someone else a chance. (Joking of course I adore you and want to be just like you)

I promise to come up with a better snarky comment once I have had more coffee.

Oh I would join this swap but first coffee.

I'd definitely join this swap if it weren't so freaking time-intensive.

I would join this if the host would bring me hot coffee every morning, Cream no sugar.

I'd join this swap if draco was Malfoy and put a spell on Alaska to bring back summer!!!

there's your &(&_(*$#! coffee

i'd also join this swap if i wasn't sooooo rude

I would join this swap if the host could GET MY COFFEE ORDER CORRECT!! No tip for you in the tip jar. What the bleep is all the stuff on top of my coffee. OH yummmm never mind.

I just realized that in my comment above I wrote "time intensive" when I really meant "time-consuming" and "labor intensive." I'd join this lousy swap if it din't mek me mess up my werds.

I'd join this swap if I weren't so busy reading all of the other sarcastic comments then trying to think up a comment that would actually make someone pee but only thinking instead that would be messy and then I would feel bad for the person, especially if they were reading the comment in a Starbucks or wearing light coloured pants.

I would join this swap if my pee wasnt so yellow from taking B vitamin supplements. It could stain, as summerlake77 mentioned.

i'd join, but i'm on my way to my "date"

That turtle gets around.

i'd join if people would quit disappearing

Hmmm, I have showered recently so it isnt me!? Where are all the nutso swappers? You know though it is hot here and It doesnt take long to cook up a stink in the 106F temps.

I guess would join this swap if I wasnt spending so much time showering.

I would join if I still could use my fingers after pinning 200.000 dahlia's on our float for the flowerparade yesterday.

I would join this swap if I could put down the Lays potato chips

I guess I would join this swap if I stop moving piles of paper in my craft room from one location to another.

I would join the swap if the host would like assign the partners on time instead of a week after the sign up deadline... (no shade @draco but for all the other idiots who make a deadline and still don't assign after it <3)

I'd join this swap if I could take my eyes off that turtle GIF

I would join this swap, if I hadn't already joined this swap!!

Haha, thanks so much for so much laughter.

I would join this swap if I could just stop laughing at you all.

i'd join this swap, but i have to make halloween treats

and i'd join if my dog could also join

I'd join this swap if I could take my eyes off of this Halloween massacre! 😱 What did they all do? Test for the best buzz saw??? 😵

😅

You know, if this were a recipe swap, I'd definitely join.

I would join this swap if I wasn't the Queen of Procrastination and wouldn't play Solitaire on my computer to not do anything else. Or if you at least get me a date with Johnny Depp.

I would join this swap if I was allowed to be the only one to join it. Then I could flake myself, non rate myself and have as many profiles as I like.

I'd join this swap if I wasn't going on a week-long cruise to the Bahamas with Johnny Depp.

I would join this swap if I wasn't busy hunting PrairieKittin to lock her up in my cellar and steal Johnny Depp from her.

I would join this swap if it wasn't full of such heartless people as to wish me to pee my light-colored pants or date that ugly turtle.

I would join this swap if I weren't getting ready for my big date.

You all are hilarious

I’d join this swap if only John Cusack would declare his undying love for me like he does in my dreams.

I'd join this swap if I could finish my mountain of homework (without my dog eating it. Studying to be a dog chef is hard).

I'd join this swap if the host could do the requirements for everybody and we get the ratings!

i'd join this swap only if i can flake on it

I would join this swap if I could send late, flake and still get a 5 with a heart!

i'd join, but i'm too busy playing with my doll

I would join this swap if I didn't hate all the other participants.

I'd join this swap if I wasn't too busy washing my hair.

I would join this swap, but I only swap USA to save on postage.

I would join this swap if it wasn't a swap bot swap.

I would join this swap if partners were assigned on my timeline. Also, THANK YOU to @draco for such a fun, silly, crazy, wonderful swap!

I would join this swap IF YOU WOULD clearing throat, Sorry didnt realize I was yelling.

I would join this swap if you would assign partners so I can leave some snarky ratings on profiles.

I do welcome some snarky ratings btw, I always need a good laugh.

I would join this swap if the host will do another round soon.

I would join this swap if I would be able to leave a sarcasrtic comment. But my fingers are sore from playing ukulele and practicing a song from the Gorillaz. Well, sorry. Typing would just hurt my fingers too much.

i'd join this swap if i hadn't been late assing artners

Let the ratings begin. I rated my

I know it's too LATE to leave a new comment, but I am going too. I would join this swap if I knew what the "hello" I was doing.

I'd join this swap if I weren't too lazy to click "Join Swap"