FIDO and FLUFF --Romance advice from a cat or dog!

It's my first time hosting a swap so please humor me! I used to write a column online about a dog and cat giving romance advice. As you can imagine, it was hilarious because they gave advise based on being a cat or dog. For example, If your BF or hubby ignores you, a dog would just say love him more because it's probably your fault. A cat would say "who cares!" and advise to just do whatever you like and be happy he's ignoring you so you can spend your time chasing rats and get good free food from another house...You get the idea... There are NO WRONG answers. It can be short or long. I don't expect you to be serious writers. This is just for fun and it's different, right!? You can make up any question you like such as "My BF is a slob what should I do?" etc. Anything goes! If you're not sure what questions to use, just google "romance questions and advice" and you find a ton of them. Optional, but highly recommended, is.to decorate the page and envelope with cat and dog icons. You can write the question and answer on a nice note card.

Write your question first add a spance and then answer with the perspective of FIDO and FLUFFY. If you need some examples please send me a PM and I'll be happy to send you what I have done in the past.