25YearOldGrandma

I am literally a 25-year-old girl who mistakenly exists in a young body while being a good-natured but snarky grandma inside.

Currently cohabiting with The Boyfriend - OHMYGODTHERENTMONEY. Living in a nice apartment is not cheap.

Freegan - I love being able to come home with 15 free boxes of cereal and 5 pounds of oranges... also for free. Easy peasy when you live near a big store.

Professional copywriter - if you bought some eyelash extension voucher in the US., pretty sure it was me who wrote the copy. Big companies like to outsource their copywriting.

Visible Mending is the greatest form of art in my humble opinion and I love doing it, especially given how many pairs of pants I go through without it.

Lingerie blogger - I am for bodypositivity for people of all experiences; trans, cis, LGBTQ, fat, skinny, ED, old and young. I feel like we need to get rid of the D+ cup stigma. Come on, guys, it's F cup not DDDD. Let's be real, there are boobs in this world that need P cups and it's okay. Also, Victoria's Secret can go to hell.

Relatively plumpy gal - I wear 12 UK / 40 EU, / Large, though in some cases even an Extra Large will fit (if item runs small). Big feet - size 41/42 EU (7-8 UK).

Freeganism ** New budget recipes ** Craft tutorials ** Hidden Valley Ranch ** Dr Pepper ** Knitting ** Threadbanger ** Katie Gregoire ** Simplynailogical ** Safiya Nygaard ** Black clothes ** Saving tips ** Buying more lingerie than I can afford or have space for ** Candy-flavored tea ** Mint/Choc combination ** Hair products ** Instant food like ramen or pudding ** Dollar stores ** Flannel pajamas ** Foxes! To the extent of buying thrift store plushies every time I spot one ** Trying new foods ** Tattoos ** Losing time on Instagram ** Mortal Instruments ** Jo Nesbo ** Stieg Larsson ** Historical movies ** Socks ** Ribbon, trims and fabric scraps for visible mending ** Knitting ** Crocheting ** Witches ** Cats ** Tattoos ** Wicca ** Witchcraft ** Celtic Knots ** Iron-on patches ** Sequins ** Hotel sewing kits ** Everything black, purple, and green **

Patriarchy ** Wasting food ** Seafood ** Cold meats ** Lunch meat ** Any meat besides chicken and beef ** Buzzfeed drama ** People who snore ** Indian food ** Lush products - allergic to all of them ** Bad hair days ** Makeup ** Star Wars ** Star Trek ** My college ** My thesis ** Rude people ** Paper crafts ** Extreme social movements ** Raisins ** Coffee ** Stationary ** Stickers ** Paper ephemera ** Bigotry ** Stranger Things ** Black Mirror ** Romance novels ** Pink ** Yellow ** Orange ** Jake Paul ** Scrapbooking ** Glitter ** Making fun of anyone's religious beliefs **

I am a passionate Visible Mender, if you have any fabric, thread, wool, hotel sewing kits, felt, embroidery floss, sequins, seed beads, trim, rick-rack, patches, needle packets, ribbons - or scraps of the aforementioned things - I will very gladly accept those :)

I am an avid lingerista and believe that best things in life come in scented wrap paper and with tags bearing bra size. I have a lingerie blog that is likely third biggest in Eastern Europe and dedicate much of my paycheck to lovely, lacy underthings. I think lingerie for sure is a form of self care and will be happy to swap with y'all for lovely little items that are made with female/femme/fem-identified/genderfluid bodies in mind :)

I never ever ever want to offend anyone with anything - everyone deserves respect (unless you are a serial killer or something of the kind, then you can go to hell). If I do / write something that makes you feel bad, I am deeply sorry - you can be sure it has been done by mistake or comes from lack of cultural know-how about your background. I believe in peaceful coexistence of every race, sexual identity, religion and nationality.