currently i am unable to be actively swapping

I'm 21 and married to an Airman. I am not religious in any way, and I'm ok with that. I am overly sarcastic and have a relatively sick and twisted sense of humor, therefore I am not easily offended. So don't be scared to send me sarcastic items or things with naughty words/themes/bits and pieces.

There are many social movements I would like to claim but I am actually too unmotivated to participate...

these include:
the feminist movement
gay rights
environmentalism/green movement
the libertarian party
animal rights
equal rights on all fronts

I'm up for private swaps. If you're interested shoot me a message!

Alkaline Trio, All American Rejects, Anna Nalick, Atreyu, The Breeders, Bright Eyes, Cake, Carbon Leaf, Cat Power, Copeland, Dashboard Confessional, Dead 60's, Death Cab for Cutie, The Eels, Enya, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, Fort Minor, The Fray, From Autumn to Ashes, From First to Last, Gogol Bordello, Gym Class Heroes, Hellogoodbye, The Hives, Hollywood Undead, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Matchbook Romance, Midtown, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, OK Go, Our Lady Peace, Panic! at the Disco, PJ Harvey, Plain White T's, Poe, The Postal Service, Quantum Repairmen, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Rise Against, Say Hi to Your mom, Senses Fail, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Silverstein, Snow Patrol, The Spill Canvas, Story of the Year, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, Tegan and Sara, Thursday, Underoath, The Used, Weezer, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I heart the 90s! [and the 80s too]

Things I don't do:
rap, r&b, hip hop, techno, country, bluegrass, top 40s, christian, electronica, metal [in any of its varieties]

Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, Snatch, Girl Interrupted, The Princess Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, Sin City, August Rush, Across the Universe, Pulp Fiction,

horror, foreign and indie films

Writers/Directors: Tim Burton, Wes Anderson, Daron Aronofsky, David Fincher

I detest stupid comedies... things like Will Farrel and Ben Stiller movies, 40 year old virgin, Dodgeball, etc.

Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, Bukowski, e.e. cummings, J.D. Salinger, Augusten Burroughs,

Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Love is a Mix Tape, Slaughter House Five, Rant, Invisible Monsters, Lamb, A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, Hairstyles of the Damned,

I'm not really into the classics and I HATE non-fiction and romance, I mostly read modern novels.

I do some beading, mostly necklaces and bracelets. I enjoy decoupage, paper crafts, and button making. I'm trying to expand my crafting capabilities. My friend and I have a weekly craft day where we try to learn a new crafting skill.

currently I'm obsessing over/perfecting:
ATCs

computer graphics, music, indie and foreign films, subtitles, chuck taylors, stand up comedy, threadless.com, etsy.com, handmade goodness, things with textures, mixed cds, dandelions, books, art [escher, dali, picasso, van gough], letters/mail, I have a bizarre soft spot for Hello Kitty, I'm interested in tattooing and piercing, tiny things... i cannot say no to miniature things [bowls, boxes, statues, sharpies, etc], I like to write letters, I think I'm the only one of my friends who does, I just love mail

Some things I'm interested in learning more about:
~Yoga
~Chakras
~Zen

chapstick [not lipgloss], candles, incense, belts, novelty socks [not toe socks/slipper socks], flavored teas, juice, stripes, polka dots, owls, giraffes, penguins, traditional asian art, silly envelopes and post cards, pin back buttons, politically charged bumper stickers/buttons/patches, art/culture magazines [new or gently used], mixed cds, rainbows, stars, cliche emo-ness, bags/purses/small totes, tin lunch boxes, small tins, tiny buddha statues [the fat and happy ones], glue dots, rain dots of any variety

colors I am fond of:
purple, grey, blue, green, black, brown
[i tend to go for simple monochrome blandness or bright colors]

plaid, argyle, stripes, polka-dots

flavors:
vanilla, citrus and fruits, berries, mint, chocolate,

scents:
vanilla, cookies/baked goods, citrus and fruits, lavender, chocolate, berries

misogynistic propaganda, the colors pink and red, coffee, anime or anything closely related, flowery/girly things, "country" themed items, support ribbons [putting a magnet on your car doesn't get anything accomplished. im sorry.]

I do not paint my nails. I am picky about make up and jewelery in general so they are probably good things to avoid [unless you're shopping of my etsy favorites list].

strong scents and/or perfumes give me terrible headaches
[body sprays, however don't seem to have that effect on me]

mixed CDs - I'm always looking for new music
exciting envelopes, stationery, postcards, etc.
clever pin-back buttons, stickers and patches
lgbt/feminist paraphernalia

books: modern novels, coming of age tales, memoirs, poetry
Bukowski novels/poetry
[I have: Pulp, Open All Night, Run With the Haunted, notes of a dirty old man]

tiny things

all natural items: chapstick, lotion, soap, etc.

anything off my etsy favorites list