SILLY, sexy, sweet Valentine's Day USA Poem Swap

Remember that romantic, eloquent, heartwarming poem you read that just flowed off the page and into your heart?

Yeah, well this isn't that. Love poem? Yes. Serious? Notsomuch.

Create a silly, yet love-themed poem, roughly 10-20 lines of lighthearted, jovial, wacky, funny or just nonsensical poetry. It can be free verse, rhyming/not rhyming, haiku, etc. (But remember, you're not writing a story, just a poem)

Shakespeare you're not, but your partner will love you just the same.

Feel free to decorate your poem with drawings, stickers, glitter, etc, to give it a Valentine-y look :)

One partner, USA only to save on postage (feel free to create your own international one), semi-new swappers welcome with a minimum of a 4.6 rating. I'm willing to angel, but flaking hurts everyone :(

Please remember to send by February 8th so your partner can read your work by this special day!