Stupid and Useless Holiday Gift

Bah humbug and all that crap. This swap is for those with a sense of humor (or humour for ye foreigners) so should be for all.

Your task is to create an utterly useless or stupid holiday gift for your partner.

Not ugly or odd, like an ugly holiday sweater or a beer bong helmet for your alcoholic uncle, I mean USELESS. Because a beer bong still can be useful and an ugly sweater can still keep you warm - lonely, but warm.

examples could be: a knitted coffee cup, garter belts for ankle socks, origami ashtray, silk oven mitts, a bookmark made of real bacon. The possibilities are endless. If you are stumped, think of a traditional gift: ie underwear and then think of the stupidest thing for it to be made of : milk bones

One partner and one useless gift

Due at the end of the year when we all really need a good chuckle

Its a great time to try something new, such as knitting or crocheting a piece of drinkwear, because clearly it is not meant to be used... the spirit of the swap is to cheer up and make your partner laugh.